Early Fool

Someone: So when is your wedding anniversary?
Wife: 31st March
Husband: Han, mai aik din pehlai he fool ban gya tha...

On hearing her parents fight, X to her friend who had just come to her house:

And you thought my life was perfect...

Friend:

No, actually I always knew that you had a traumatic childhood : )

Mind: Look! What mess you’ve gotten us into.

Heart: You could have stopped me; it’s not my fault that your reasons failed.

Mind: I admit failure but why do I have to pay for your mistakes?

Heart: As if I have never paid for yours.

Mind: With you safely ensconced in that chest-box, I don’t see a way out.

Seeing a loved one leave for another country...

N : Can't I hibernate till he returns?

Big Achievement !

X: It would be a big achievement if someone hailing from a middle-class family could manage to bear the expenses of his own marriage.

Z: By the time he retires, all a person wants is to have enough money so that he could marry off his children and buy a 5 Marla house (after some thought) and perform a Hajj if some money is left.